|The kuroshi Show (FOX, 8:30): kuroshi (Mae West) overhears canadianyosheh (Molly Shannon) talking about El Nino. That night, toshieyoshikun (Verne Troyer) and lj_maintenance (Jerry Seinfeld) perform slapstick at the theatre. Later, senshuu (Robin Williams) borrows money from cally (Bill Mumy)'s co-worker. Also, sdk (Melanie Griffith) nixes fieryphoenix (Jason Mewes)'s picnic plans. The week after, ctgr (Matt LeBlanc) breaks tagrineth (Glenn Close)'s old 100-meter-dash record, but nobody sees it happen. Wacky results follow.